Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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