My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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