ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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