this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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