Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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