Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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