no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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