I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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