yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Who died my cat blue again?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
