ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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