Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
the day after is always just damage control
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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