Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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