I feel like I'm in dance class right now
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
So apparently I’m into choking now
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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