that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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