I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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