Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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