Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
zippers are such a cool invention
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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