Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
its liver damage thursday
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