He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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