I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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