when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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