i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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