We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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