I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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