Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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