he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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