He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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