brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I have surprise drugs for everyone
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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