Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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