That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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