Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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