Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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