some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
