What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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