And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize