is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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