SEEEEXXX PLEASE
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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