I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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