You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I cannot find my penis.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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