wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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