You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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