i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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