Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she smelled like a LAN party
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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