Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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