so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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