Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i believe in u and ur pee
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