do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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