Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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