He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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