that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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