Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
