The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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