Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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