i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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